Q: Why can't you play cards in the African Savanna? A: Because of all the CHEETAHS
Q: What does the cheetah say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? A: 'Let us prey.'
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cheetah sitting next to him. "Are you a cheetah?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The cheetah replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? A: THE OUTSIDE! .
Q: Why can't Russell Wilson use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens? A: a meowntain
Q: When is a lion not a lion? A: When he turns into his cage!
| Knock-knock! Who's there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss on the cheek!  |
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock-knock. Who's there?
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name again!
C-2.
C-2 who?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name again!
Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?
A. Icebergers!
Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
A. A Snowball.
Q. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
A. Frost bite! 😃
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